Splitsville
I am happy to announce the messy divorce between two bosom buddies who deserved each other. I am referring to the imminent split between...
Brain Shrinkage Syndrome
I read some news recently that should concern everyone with half a brain. Did you know that since animals, and I'm including humans here,...
Mated For Life
Well, we made it. My wife and I reached one of my longtime goals when we recently celebrated our 50th wedding anniversary. I suppose...
Take My Advice (Best Of)
I must look like I need some advice because I've been getting a lot of it lately. This cattle business is getting harder and...
The Worst Jobs I’ve Ever Had
Here are the ten worst jobs I've ever had.
#10- Turning over hay bales- As a teenager I worked on a ranch hauling hay from...
Coloring Outside The Lines
In my younger years I fantasized about becoming fabulously wealthy as an artist. There was only one thing standing in my way... I couldn't...
Law And Odor
There should be a law against people who smell bad. And this is coming from a guy who on many occasions was smellier than...
Ear Biscuits (Best Of)
I don't know why Butcherknife Bill changed his name to Sourdough Sam. Maybe someone hung the moniker on him because of his reputation for...
Welcome… Now Git
Some people might call me an eavesdropper, nosy Nelly or a snoop but I like to think of myself as a researcher. My favorite...