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Pitts, Lee
Lee Pitts
Covid Prison Blues
I can just hear this candid conversation occurring someday...
"Grandpa were you ever in a penitentiary like San Quentin or Leavenworth?"
"No, little Billy, but I...
Kind of A Drag (Best Of) Tis’ the sucker season
Over the years I've been invited to go on several trail drives as a non-paying participant! I realize what an honor this is as...
Disputations And Usufructs
Don't you hate it when snobs use twenty-dollar words when nickel ones will do? My least favorite words at the moment are metrosexual, shapewear...
The Revolt Against The Whisker
Have you noticed that any self-respecting adult male has some sort of facial hair these days? These trends run in cycles, for example, between...
Things You’ll Never Hear
Here's some dialogue you'll never hear on a real working cow ranch
• "Well boys, shall we retire to the plush confines of the bunkhouse...
The Toothless Cattle Company
I got my start in the cattle business in the fall of 1973. You old moss backs will recall that was a very dark...
Cash Cow (Best Of)
"Hello, this is Dave Shyster and I work for the firm of Cunning, Devious and Filcher, the financial consultants."
"I am sorry but I am...
A Real Body Of Work
I've presided over a riot only once in my life. It was years ago at our annual branding which would eventually turn into an...
In The Year 2035
When I was a sophomore in high school one of the biggest hits on the radio was a pop-rock song called "In The Year...
Cowboy Vittles
Cowboys have always had their own vocabulary. It's almost as if they are talking in code so that only another cowboy can understand what...
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