Pitts, Lee

"Hello, this is Dave Shyster and I work for the firm of Cunning, Devious and Filcher, the financial consultants." "I am sorry but I am...

I've presided over a riot only once in my life. It was years ago at our annual branding which would eventually turn into an...

When I was a sophomore in high school one of the biggest hits on the radio was a pop-rock song called "In The Year...

Cowboys have always had their own vocabulary. It's almost as if they are talking in code so that only another cowboy can understand what...

Well aren't I special? You are now reading the words of a free man, liberated after a year in lockdown. Yes, I have officially...

I have a psychologist friend who told me that the best way to break bad news to someone is in the traditional bad news/good...

If it's true that only the good die young these two old codgers would live forever. On a summer day in the autumn of...

While your average American lives by a rule book that wouldn't fit on 28 supercomputers, the cowboy rule book fits in one back pocket....

Dear Cali-Phony-A To My Dear Cali-phony-a, Have you lost your ever-loving mind? I used to be proud to tell people I am a fifth generation Californian...

I notice some of my fellow cow columnists are doing endorsement deals with companies that sell stuff to cowboys. As hard at this is...