Pitts, Lee

In The Here After (Best Of) I have it on good authority that when you go to heaven it will be much like going to...

Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow I inherited two things from my father... his Case pocket knife and his balding pattern. I had to wait 64 years...

An Odd Bird     I have a love/hate relationship with birds. I don't need an alarm clock or a rooster because every morning at daybreak on...

Freedom Stew Far too often we forget how lucky we are to live in America. When our life's lottery ticket was punched we definitely hit...

  THEIRS By Lee Pitts WARNING: People with high blood pressure or ulcers should not read this column.   Let's talk taxes, shall we? I am qualified to discuss...

The Cow Buyers Dance By Lee Pitts   I was a sophomore in high school the first time I ever set foot in an auction market and...

  One Too Many   I understand a lot of folks have quit looking for work and are out of a job, an experience I've never had...

  Clever Cows And Brainy Bovines   I admit I've never run cattle where it snows. If that makes me any less of a man in your...

  The Power Of Negative Thinking (Best Of)   "Knock, knock," said the speaker. "No, this is not a knock knock joke like the kind you used...

A Bunch Of Clowns (Best Of)   Step right up to witness the greatest show on earth. We are working the cows at the Pitts' place...