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Au Natural (Best Of)
"Your deer ate my wife's petunia's and I want to know what you are going to do about it?"
"Excuse me?"
"I just moved into one of the rental houses that...
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Name Calling
I have a strongly held belief that people grow up to become what they are named. You just know that a guy named Reginald...
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Kids These Days
When it comes to kids and ranching there are four distinct species we should be concerned about:
#1- The queasy tattooed urchin- These are kids...
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Green Thieves
Normally I'm a pretty peaceful guy but you want to know what really makes me mad? It's these fake- meat veg-heads who are stealing...
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Creative Cowboy Cussin’ (Best Of)
After attending a saloon session at a cow buyer's convention my wife made the astute observation that cattle persons have the disgusting habit of...
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Little And Lovable
I've been surrounded by a variety of animals my entire life including our turtle who we called Rock because he moved about as fast...
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Bovine Bill of Rights
Just as Thomas Jefferson is remembered as the author of the Declaration of Independence and James Madison as the principal author of the Constitution,...
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My Head Hurts
I receive a lot of cowy periodicals from publishers who run my column and I try to read every one of them. I even...
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The Burn Unit
I hate to admit this but of the 11 books I've written the second best seller was a cookbook... and I CAN'T COOK!
Oh sure,...
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Gettin’ Even (Best Of)
The Cotton Brothers wore clothes that weren't. Their duds were made by a blacksmith instead of a tailor because as members of a three...
