Sunday, February 22, 2026

Pitts, Lee

Gone Phishing

I don't know about you but I'm getting sick and tired of getting junk e mails from a Nigerian Prince with a convoluted get-rich-scam. The Prince says in broken...

Miss Understanding

Men can be such wimps! I have come to the conclusion that after the death of their elderly spouse women seem to have far...

Let’s Celebrate

  Ma and Pa Hosegarden were on their way back home in their International pickup after selling their entire calf crop at the sale barn. "Can...

Dairy Diary

In college I never went home for spring or Christmas break and instead I worked at the various livestock units to make extra money...

Cooties And Creeps

In the last 100 years we have eliminated such diseases as the slobbers, palsy, quinsy, the crud and the croup and we didn't have...

Knights Of The Nippers

I'm a barb-arian, one of about ten thousand people who collect barbed wire. I've been collecting barbed wire for over 40 years and have...

Punchin’ Cows, Not A Clock

I pity the poor people who should probably be rich but aren't. Like the first person who discovered that jiggling the handle on a...

Au Natural (Best Of)

"Your deer ate my wife's petunia's and I want to know what you are going to do about it?" "Excuse me?" "I just moved into one...

Name Calling

  I have a strongly held belief that people grow up to become what they are named. You just know that a guy named Reginald...

Kids These Days

When it comes to kids and ranching there are four distinct species we should be concerned about: #1- The queasy tattooed urchin- These are kids...

Green Thieves

Normally I'm a pretty peaceful guy but you want to know what really makes me mad? It's these fake- meat veg-heads who are stealing...