Thursday, December 4, 2025

Pitts, Lee

Green Thieves

Normally I'm a pretty peaceful guy but you want to know what really makes me mad? It's these fake- meat veg-heads who are stealing our terms like steak and...

Creative Cowboy Cussin’ (Best Of)

After attending a saloon session at a cow buyer's convention my wife made the astute observation that cattle persons have the disgusting habit of...

Little And Lovable

I've been surrounded by a variety of animals my entire life including our turtle who we called Rock because he moved about as fast...

Bovine Bill of Rights

Just as Thomas Jefferson is remembered as the author of the Declaration of Independence and James Madison as the principal author of the Constitution,...

My Head Hurts

I receive a lot of cowy periodicals from publishers who run my column and I try to read every one of them. I even...

The Burn Unit

I hate to admit this but of the 11 books I've written the second best seller was a cookbook... and I CAN'T COOK! Oh sure,...

Stickers

I belong to that fraternity of people known as "stickers" so named because we tend to stay put and do the same old thing in...

Gettin’ Even (Best Of)

The Cotton Brothers wore clothes that weren't. Their duds were made by a blacksmith instead of a tailor because as members of a three...

Hog Slop

My elders have always told me that I loved animals from the time I first laid eyes on a dog. They say, and I...

Judging The Halter

"They stopped judging chickens when they learned to count eggs." Anonymous I enjoyed some success on my collegiate livestock judging team so after college I...

My Cowboy Christmas

I've read all the articles telling the unenlightened, like me, about all the money we're leaving on the table by not weaning our calves...