Tuesday, December 30, 2025

Pitts, Lee

Au Natural (Best Of)

"Your deer ate my wife's petunia's and I want to know what you are going to do about it?" "Excuse me?" "I just moved into one of the rental houses that...

Name Calling

  I have a strongly held belief that people grow up to become what they are named. You just know that a guy named Reginald...

Kids These Days

When it comes to kids and ranching there are four distinct species we should be concerned about: #1- The queasy tattooed urchin- These are kids...

Green Thieves

Normally I'm a pretty peaceful guy but you want to know what really makes me mad? It's these fake- meat veg-heads who are stealing...

Creative Cowboy Cussin’ (Best Of)

After attending a saloon session at a cow buyer's convention my wife made the astute observation that cattle persons have the disgusting habit of...

Little And Lovable

I've been surrounded by a variety of animals my entire life including our turtle who we called Rock because he moved about as fast...

Bovine Bill of Rights

Just as Thomas Jefferson is remembered as the author of the Declaration of Independence and James Madison as the principal author of the Constitution,...

My Head Hurts

I receive a lot of cowy periodicals from publishers who run my column and I try to read every one of them. I even...

The Burn Unit

I hate to admit this but of the 11 books I've written the second best seller was a cookbook... and I CAN'T COOK! Oh sure,...

Stickers

I belong to that fraternity of people known as "stickers" so named because we tend to stay put and do the same old thing in...

Gettin’ Even (Best Of)

The Cotton Brothers wore clothes that weren't. Their duds were made by a blacksmith instead of a tailor because as members of a three...