Good Egg (Best Of)
The answer to our problems in the beef business was revealed to me by a truck-stop waitress in Ontario, Oregon, who turned the tables...
The Dictionary of Junk
If you're a reader of classified ads like myself, you know there's some confusion as to what we should call the sale of the...
Shear Agony
I've had some crappy jobs in my life. I've picked citrus with a bracero crew from Mexico and I've waded through pig poop for...
A One Man Steer
The first animal I ever owned all by myself, or in this case owned me, was the meanest show steer in existence. I named...
The Vegan Solution
A popular idea floating around the vegan community is that we could solve the whole climate change dilemma (hoax) overnight if all the world's...
In The Doghouse
There has been a rather large influx of people into the cattle business in my state recently. The new folks want to be stockmen...
Burning Questions
I know the cowboy and cowgirl community looks to me as a stylish trendsetter who is always in fashion. As a man of few...
Buyer Beware
Recently I called a plumber friend to order a toilet thinking I'd get it cheaper than buying it from a big box store or...
How To Stay Married
The other day I saw one of those bikes that looks like the riders are laying down while they peddle. Only this bike was...
Hard of Earring
Two recently retired road agent ring men who'd put too much mileage on their odometers were overheard at a bull sale.
"I'm going to sue...