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The Mother Road
I know exactly when I fell in love with the West. I've always been proud to call myself a westerner but an entire new...
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Tofu For Brains
I admire many things about the first Americans. The Indians followed many practices that I think we should adopt, such as the way they...
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Ropes I’ve Known
My very first rope, or lasso as my Grandpa called it, was a grass rope he gave me when I was ten. The problem...
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4 Legged Puzzles
Back when I was a road agent driving 55,000 miles per year my favorite thing to do on long boring stretches of asphalt was...
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Between The SO and LD
I feel sorry for sale managers when they stop a sale and make a long speech telling the crowd the animal in the ring...
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Our Other Immigration Problem
I bet you can't guess what creature is the most dangerous in the world?
I thought it was wolves but it's flies. That's because they...
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Saint Peter And The Sandman (Best Of)
On a wall in my office is a sign that reads: "Employees dying on the job are failing to fall down. This practice must...
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Am I Crazy?
In this column I'm going to reveal a secret that may destroy my career as a cow columnist. It's so bad that my fellow...
