Pitts, Lee
A House Is Not A Home
I read somewhere that people move every seven years; I think mostly to show their friends that they're moving up in the world....
Pitts, Lee
Let’s Sue Someone.
Hi ladies, it's me, the wife of the slob who usually writes this column. He's resting now, getting his beauty...
Pitts, Lee
Fake News.
• Did you hear the American Angus Association has just bought out all the other breed associations in a multi-billion dollar all-cash...
Pitts, Lee
You May Be A Tool Nut If…
There's nobody I admire more than someone who knows their tools, unless it's someone who also collects them. And by the way, you...
Pitts, Lee
Ah-Choo! (Best Of)
Warning: This article was written as a research paper but was rejected by the Journal of Animal Science, New England Journal of Medicine,...
Pitts, Lee
Social Insecurity
November 17, 2017 was a BIG day in our lives. It's a day my wife and I have been working towards since we...
Pitts, Lee
Ladycrats and Republimans
World War III isn't going to be between the United States and Russia or the Mideast, it's going to be between...
Pitts, Lee
In Theory
I used to have this theory, now debunked, that postulated that if you added up the IQ of a person with the IQ of...
