Tuesday, December 30, 2025

Pitts, Lee

My Favorite Fires  

First, let me state for the record that I am NOT a cowboy poet. I don't have the mustache or the wardrobe for it....

Zero To 60 In 20 Years

I've been a hustler all my life. In high school I was the richest kid in my class and if I wasn't sleeping, going...

How To Load A Horse

Here is the correct way to load a horse. First, catch your horse. Using apples, carrots and sweet talk, draw it near. When it's...

Turning Minutes Into Hours (Best Of)

Realizing that I have had vast experience in organizational work (I was once appointed Keeper of the Cards in the Nipomo Men’s Club and...

Ask The StyleMaster

It's been awhile (30 years) since I, the god of good taste, answered your many questions regarding what's in style. It's quite natural that...

The Red Bluff Miracle (Best Of)

It has been said that the only difference between a fairy tale and a cowboy story is that the fairy tale begins, "Once upon...

Let’s Think About This

If you thought living next to Ted Turner's buffalo was bad just wait until you hear this. According to a report on CNN and...

My Empty-Bucket List

Other than becoming the first billion dollar lotto winner, my bucket-list is empty. I've already jumped in a pool fully clothed, made soap, worked...