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The Rattler Relocation Project

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The rattle of a rattlesnake has been the sound track of my life as I’ve lived in rattler country most of my time on earth but it seems like lately I’m seeing and hearing more of them. In the last five years I’ve killed six of the cold-blooded killers within ten yards of my front door! A friend who likes to go hiking says he too has seen so many more rattlers in the state park that he is now wearing shin guards that baseball catchers wear. It’s a good thing because one rattler got a nasty headache when it struck the hard plastic that covered his leg from his knee down.

I’m not ashamed to say that I kill every rattlesnake I can because the way I see it, it’s kill or be killed. My admission probably horrifies the animal rightists who live in big cities where the only snakes they come in contact with are politicians and bureaucrats.

One busy-body, who used to semi-like me, got word that I killed a rattlesnake and now won’t even return my wave because I didn’t call The Rattlesnake Relocation Project instead which supposedly catches rattlers and relocates them. I tried explaining to my neighbor that the only way that rattler would even be in the same zip code by the time the rattler trapper got there was because I’d chopped its head off. I bet if her beloved blind dog got bit by one she’d change her tune.

Speaking of dogs getting bit, I have another neighbor who went from being a snake lover to being repelled by reptiles when a rattler bit the nose of her dog. I think the only reason the dog survived was because it was a rough and tough Catahoula with a proud heritage of fighting gators in the swamps of Louisiana. Still it nearly died and hasn’t been the same since. To prevent future occurrences my neighbor put in a rattlesnake fence and it had hardly been completed when her dog got bit a second time. After surviving two rattler attacks that dog is now on a mission to rid the world of rattlesnakes and went from being a nice dog to a deadly assassin. Because of her dog’s new desire to kill rattlesnakes my neighbor sold her beautiful home, took her now-nutty dog and moved to a condo in a sanctuary city.

When I worked in the oilfields it was in an area crawling with rattlers. It was a slow week if at least one wasn’t killed and put in someone’s lunch box to scare them to death like they did me on my my first day on the job. We killed so many rattlesnakes that I started collecting their rattles and skinning their hides.

On my first day in the oilfields I was handed two things, a hard-hat and a snakebite kit which consisted of one rubber end that held a razor blade and the other end was a rubber suction cup you were supposed to use to suck out the venom after you’d cut a deep X through the fang marks. I always wondered if I’d have had the guts to cut myself if I was ever bit. A friend who retired from working in those same oilfields told me they no longer issue snakebite kits and said the old rules no longer apply. Now they tell you to remain calm (easy for them to say), apply a tourniquet and have someone drive you to the nearest hospital, or mortuary, whatever the case may be.

What prompted this essay was an event that made me even more proud of my wife, if that’s possible. She loves to garden but before she gets down on her hands and knees to plant or trim she shakes the bushes with a stick to scare any snakes away. Today my wife casually mentioned that she’d killed a rattlesnake while gardening. At first I was leery of her claim but sure enough she showed me the dead rattler with its head chopped cleanly off. I wonder, how many women can say they’ve killed a rattlesnake? It’s got to be a very low number. Now, just like that Catahoula, my shovel-wielding wife is on a deadly mission and has embarked on her own version of the Rattlesnake Relocation Project.

Getting to Know Verena and Daniel Ray

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Lovina’s Amish Kitchen
Lovina Eitcher,
Old Order Amish
Cook, Wife &
Mother of Eight

 

I am Lovina’s “English” friend Ruth, and since Lovina is busy with wedding preparations this week and recovering next week, I am filling in for her for the next two columns. This past Saturday the tables and benches were set up in the shed for next Friday’s wedding meals. Then the tablecloths, plates, silverware, cups, etc. were placed and are ready for the first meal serving after the morning wedding. The couple chose an ocean theme so the tablecloths are multicolors of blue which look like beautiful ocean water. Daniel’s family, Verena’s family, sisters Emma and Verena and all the children pitched and made quick work of getting the tables ready. I have known Lovina over 20 years and have attended weddings, funerals and church with her over the years and I am still impressed with how everyone pitches in and works together. If there is complaining I have not heard it. I hear laughter, teasing and even a bit of shenanigans.
I wanted to get to know Verena and Daniel Ray better as a couple, and thought maybe you did also so today I visited with them for a bit and asked them some questions. I appreciate them taking time from their busy week to share their love story with all of us.
Daniel Ray is the 3rd born child of Alvin and Elsie Gingerich and has seven brothers and two sisters ranging in age from 23 to 6. He is the first in the family to be married. Verena is the 3rd of Joe and Lovina’s eight children and is the 6th to be married.
Daniel Ray and Verena went to the same school and the same church as they grew up. Daniel was friends with Verena’s brothers, mainly Kevin, and would often come and hang out at the Eicher house. He would pick up Kevin and cousin Steven to go around picking up cans so they could bring them to the recycle for money. Since Kevin and Steven both have Muscular Dystrophy, they were not able to get in and out of the buggy to get the cans so Daniel would get them. They would all go to the recycle center together and Daniel would give the two boys all the money and then buy them lunch with his own money. He said he knew they didn’t have a way to make money and they were his friends so he enjoyed helping them out and spending time with them.
When sister Lovina and now husband Daniel were dating, they would have game nights with friends and Verena and Daniel Ray would both be there. When Verena moved out on her own, she would host game nights with groups of friends and Daniel Ray would attend. Verena says one time at her house her mobility scooter fell over with her on it and Daniel Ray came to help her up and that was the first time she realized she had feelings for him. They went on their first date in September, 2023 and Verena said it was the first date she had been on where a boy actually took her out to a restaurant and she was very impressed. Other boys she had gone out with in the past had spent time at her house with her but had never taken her out to eat.
After going together for a time they started talking about marriage. They originally thought about getting married in the fall of 2026 but after talking with Daniel’s dad they decided to get married sooner. He advised them that even though they will have been dating just less than 2 years when they get married that it was enough time to know if it was right. And as I listen to Verena and Daniel talk and interact with each other I think he gave good advice. They are both very mature and obviously in love.
In order to get married they both have to be members of the church. That means taking instruction for 9 Sundays, then being baptized. Two weeks later is the Ordung Church which is when, after the regular service, the Bishop goes over the rules of the church and the members commit to following them. Two weeks later at the next service is Communion Church. These special services are held twice a year and anyone getting married must participate in all three before their wedding.
When asked what attracted them to each other Daniel didn’t hesitate with his answer. He says Verena is funny, smart and beautiful. She says Daniel is easy to talk to, treats her normal, meaning he doesn’t see her disability, he sees her for who she is.
Brother Kevin was there during our time together and told the story of how last Christmas his mom asked what he was going to get Verena for a gift. He told her that he had already given her his best friend, what else can he give her? He also shared that Verena is a girl version of him and that’s why Daniel likes her. We all had a good laugh.
Verena and Daniel Ray – May your union be wrapped in prayer, strengthened by grace, and sustained by God’s unending love.
God Bless!

 

Simple Salad Dressing

¼ cup balsamic vinegar
¼ cup olive oil
½ teaspoon Dijon mustard
2 tablespoons of honey
1-2 tablespoons finely chopped shallot
Whisk all together and serve on your favorite salad. Good with spinach, blueberries, feta cheese and candied pecans.

JFK Visited Hutchinson

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Richard Shank
Columnist

President John F. Kennedy would have been 108 years old May 29, but he is forever frozen in time at age 46 following his assassination on November 22, 1963.
To be exact, JFK, as he was affectionately nicknamed, served two years ten months and two days as president, the fifth shortest time in office among the nation’s 47 presidents, but his legend has no end.
Candidates of all political persuasions have imitated his charisma and style, but few met the mark as there was only one JFK.
In spite of his short time in office, there were significant accomplishments to his credit. In 1961, he challenged America to put a man on the moon by the end of the decade which was, perhaps, the last time the country set a goal that was accomplished with five months to spare.
His Peace Corps dispatched thousands of volunteers of all ages to assist people in developing countries, and has been credited with doing more for the nation’s foreign policy than all the diplomats that served in the nation’s history.
While in office, he oversaw drafting of civil rights legislation, which was passed the year following his death, and has been called the most significant advancement for race relations since the end of the Civil War.
Over the years, it has been interesting to visit with people who met Kennedy to get their take on what made him tick.
White House Correspondent Helen Thomas visited Hutchinson in 1992 to speak before the Dillon Lecture Series, so I asked her what kind of person he was.
Thomas minced few words in stating that no President she had known possessed a greater vision of what America should be as did Kennedy. She told the story how she once caught a ride with JFK across the nation’s capital, and said he drove an old Pontiac that rattled.
Washington Post Editor Ben Bradlee, also a Dillon lecturer, in 2001, said JFK was not a man into collecting objects or driving fancy cars. And, according to Bradlee, Kennedy was a terrible driver.
JFK visited Hutchinson April 2, 1960, to stump for votes at a Democratic conclave. As the story goes, Hutchinson News Editor John McCormally picked Kennedy up at the Hutchinson Airport in a funeral car borrowed from Hutchinson’s Johnson and Sons Funeral Home. McCormally said Kennedy was fascinated with the mile-long grain elevator on the city’s east side and inquired if it was ever completely full of wheat.
From all accounts, Kennedy was a voracious reader and an accomplished writer. His son John F. Kennedy, Jr. speculated that if his father had a chance to re-live his life, he may have been a writer.
Kennedy’s 1960 campaign with Vice President Richard Nixon was an exercise in civility as they treated each other with the utmost respect. Actually, Kennedy and Nixon were first elected to Congress in November 1946 and their offices were across the hall from each other. Nixon claims that Kennedy visited his office one day in 1950 to hand over a campaign contribution, from his father, for his senatorial campaign in California.
In the late 1940s, Kennedy and Nixon took a train trip together to Pennsylvania to debate a particular piece of legislation and, from all accounts, enjoyed the trip.
A film clip at the John Kennedy Presidential Library shows Kennedy and Nixon meeting backstage before their first presidential debate visiting like old friends would. Kennedy called Nixon “Dick” and Nixon called Kennedy “Jack.”
Partisanship existed in Kennedy’s time, but pales in comparison to what exists today. As early as 1963, it was assumed that Arizona’s Senator Barry Goldwater would be the Republican nominee in 1964 to oppose Kennedy’s re-election bid.
Kennedy and Goldwater were political opposites and good friends. Late in his life, Goldwater said he and Kennedy had planned to fly together across the nation in the fall of 1964 for regional debates to give the American people an opportunity to compare the two philosophies.
Since his death, authors have penned no less than 40,000 books on Kennedy, which computes to 25,000 more than Abraham Lincoln, but still less than the Lord who still ranks first.
Kennedy’s quotations still apply to life in America today and offer plenty of material the current president might want to study.
“Let us not seek the Republican answer or the Democratic answer, but the right answer,” Kennedy said. “Let us not fix the blame for the past. Let us accept our own responsibility for the future.”
“If we cannot now end our differences, at least we can help make the world safe for diversity,” Kennedy continued.
Following a state dinner at the White House for Nobel Laureates, Kennedy rose to speak and brought down the house with a humorous statement. “I want to tell you how welcome you are to the White House,” Kennedy said. “I think this is the most extraordinary collection of talent, human knowledge that has been gathered together at the White House, with the possible exception of when Thomas Jefferson dined alone.”
Kennedy’s comment was greeted with thunderous applause.
JFK’s memory is meticulously preserved at the John F. Kennedy Presidential
Library and Museum at Columbia Point in Boston, Massachusetts. Millions have visited the center since it opened in 1979. Tourists visiting Mount Rushmore in South Dakota in the mid 1990s were asked to pick their favorite president, and no one was surprised when a majority selected John F. Kennedy.
A European monarch, watching JFK’s funeral from a continent away said he felt as if the President of the World had passed, a common thought from a wintry November day 62 years ago.
Perhaps, those in charge in our nation’s capital would be wise to study Kennedy’s playbook on how to govern this nation.
On the farm, we have an old pickup we often drive. On the back bumper is a bumper sticker that reads “I miss Ike, hell, I miss Harry too.” It and the old pickup get a mixed reaction depending on the philosophy of those who pass.

 

 

First Responders In New Line Of Fire

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Trent Loos
Columnist

As a kid I was fascinated with magicians; so much so that my folks actually bought me an entire magic kit and I would perform tricks for anyone who gave me the attention I needed. It turns out that there is no such thing as “magic” but only a distraction of your attention for a split second that allows things to be different than it appears they really are. It also turns out that magicians are still at it and, in this case, I am referencing those that put on a tie and go to DC every Monday. The majority of today’s policymakers would make even Houdini himself jealous.
This past weekend my U.S. Congressman from Nebraska was hard at it in his weekly distraction that he called “Reviving Energy Affordability.” For example he said this:
Because of the importance of biofuels to Nebraska’s economy and energy abundance, I supported inclusion of a provision in the House-passed reconciliation package to extend and improve the 45Z biofuels production tax credit through 2031. This measure directly supports farmers in the Third District and equips producers with the certainty to invest and power the future of sustainable aviation fuel and other clean transportation fuel.
Okay, let’s break this down. The distraction is the importance of ethanol to Nebraska and the overall economy but FACT: In Nebraska alone, as he also said in his weekly piece, ethanol generates $8.18 billion in sales. No doubt that is important. What he distracts you from in the magic show is that currently the big oil industry makes more money per gallon of ethanol sold than the farmer does. Stop and think for a moment, big oil is responsible for pricing and distribution. So when would the product they produce cost at the pump between 30-50 cents more per gallon? Say it with me: TAX CREDITS.
Right of out the chute let’s ask the real question: who needs a tax credit? Only the wealthy of the world like Warren Buffett, who regularly brags about the tax credits he and Berkshire Hathaway receive annually. To make matters worse, if these folks got a subsidy payment they at least would have to pay tax on the payment but instead a tax credit is a deduction when means it is worth double the value of a subsidy payment. Every time someone from DC talks about supporting the bio-fuels industry it involves a tax credit, usually 45Q or 45Z. They are bankrupting the American Public while not providing them more affordable energy or fuel.

What Smith is really saying, without saying it, is this Reconciliation Bill supports continued funding of things like compressing CO2 into a pipeline and sending it 1.5 miles deep into earth. It has now come to my attention that in order for the ethanol plant to compress the CO2 to 2200 PSI, they must use 50% equivalent of the energy produced by that ethanol plant. To make matters worse, that is 1/3 of the energy required to bury it deep into the earth. So just a little Cowboy Arithmetic says that it costs 200% of the energy produced to make carbon sequestration below ground happen.
Adrian Smith says dangerous CO2 pipelines are currently being buried all over your 3rd district and your constituents are being told “Pipelines are safe.” CO2 pipelines are not the same as all other pipelines. CO2 is the very element used to kill pigs, turkeys and chickens in new processing facilities. Depending on a variety of parameters, the kill zone for all living things can be up to 6 miles and this odorless, colorless gas coming out of a compressed pipeline will expand up to 500 times it’s state in the Super Critical pipeline that is being built.
We don’t need to generate theories on this, we have documentation. Last week I had a broadcast with Jack Willingham who is the Emergency Management Director for Yazoo County, Mississippi where they had a CO2 pipeline rupture on Feb 20, 2020. Jack called it “a perfect storm” and luckily no lives were lost but nearly 80 people were hospitalized. He told me that the plume model given to them by the construction company was absolutely incorrect. For the record, that CO2 sequestration company is no longer in business. Folks need to understand that CO2 is 1.5 times heavier than air whereas natural gas is 0.5 times as heavy. That means that natural gas goes straight up while CO2 crawls on the ground like a snake, sucking the oxygen out of anything in its path.
I must give a major tip of my hat to Jack Willingham as he recognizes the most grave danger with CO2 pipelines is the risk to all of the first responders who have not been educated or equipped with life saving skills. Jack has organized training systems in Mississippi to let the firefighters and EMT’s know that CO2 will kill you in 2 minutes with a concentration of 5% if you are not prepared and take precautions.
Back to where I started, the magicians are asking us to look in their left hand at the tax credit benefits to the corporations who pilfer the public for profit while he DOES NOT HAVE ONE FIRST RESPONDER CREW THAT REALIZES THEY ARE IN A WHOLE NEW LINE OF FIRE.

Insight: Waiting On Wheat

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Kim Baldwin,
McPherson County farmer and rancher

June is the month that tests my schedule and patience as we await the start of wheat harvest. For years my replies to a variety of invitations and requests have always defaulted to something to the effect of, “That’s June, so if we’re harvesting wheat we won’t be able to.”
June is the one month out of the entire year where I fully exercise being noncommittal.
Our June days are determined by whether the wheat is ready or not. If it’s not ready, a last-minute invitation to have a friend over or spend a few hours at the city pool are possible. But if the wheat is ready, the day has already been intentionally made clear and our efforts are directed to getting the wheat out of the fields as quickly as possible ahead of any summer storms.
We generally have a pretty good idea of when our wheat harvest will take place on our farm based on history and memories posted on social media. Yes, some years we’ve started harvest earlier than normal, but we have established a “normal” harvest window give or take a few days based on the weather.
But there are exceptions, and this year is definitely one of those. We’ve passed the halfway point of the month of June, and with that, we have also passed our “normal” harvest window.
Normally we are in the thick of wheat harvest by this time of the month. I often joke that we will more often than not celebrate Father’s Day with naps because everyone is experiencing a level of tiredness that only occurs during wheat harvest.
But not this year. We are still quite energized at this point in the month mostly because we have had so much rain. The rain has essentially halted all work. From finishing up soybean and sorghum planting to swathing hay and harvesting wheat, we have been unable to get into the fields simply because it’s too wet.
We generally have completed our wheat harvest by the Fourth of July, and I begin thinking about and planning some family activities we’d like to do with the kids before they return to school in August. But this year, that might be pushed back as there’s a pretty good chance that we’ll still be harvesting wheat in early July.
I know the summer heat will soon turn up. I know that the Kansas winds will blow again. And I know that soon we will have dry fields and it will be “go time.”
The combines are ready. The trucks are ready. The workers are ready. And as soon as we can go, we will.
But until then, I’ve decided to extend my practice of being noncommittal into a portion of July as well. Afterall, our wheat harvest is turning out to be anything but normal this year.
“Insight” is a weekly column published by Kansas Farm Bureau, the state’s largest farm organization whose mission is to strengthen agriculture and the lives of Kansans through advocacy, education and service.