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Pitts, Lee
The Difference Between Cats And Dogs (Best Of)
If you asked a random sampling of 100 Americans if they dislike dogs or cats only 4 out of the 100 would say they...
Pitts, Lee
I Wish I Was A Cow
Sometimes I wish I was a cow because they lose their teeth by the time they're ten and they never have to go...
Pitts, Lee
You May Be A Dude If…
In the sorting alley it's easy to separate the dudes from the real cowboys. You may be a dude if...
There are sheets on your...
Pitts, Lee
Real Fakes
I don't know about you but I got really irritated when I learned about the legal battle in which test tubers and tofu fabricators...
Pitts, Lee
No Weigh (Best Of)
I have been a bona fide breeder of purebred cattle three different times with three different breeds during three different decades, with a grand...
Pitts, Lee
The No-Tel Motel
As a travelin' man I spent my life in hotels and motels. I preferred motels to hotels because they were usually closer to my...
Pitts, Lee
A Rare Bird
The closest town to mine is a well known bird sanctuary and once a year “birders” migrate to the big bird bash where they...
Pitts, Lee
The Rumor Ranch
I'm not one of those greenies who believes that humans are a cancerous growth destroying the planet, but I'll admit it's getting a little...
