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Pitts, Lee
Lee Pitts
A Crash Landing
It's been my observation that real horsemen who know how to ride also know how to fall. This is a true story of one...
Underground Beef (Best Of)
Instead of just saying evil things about beef I wish the government would just go ahead and outlaw it so we could all make...
Nature Stinks
One of my commandments is never write about politics and/or religion. To which I would add a third subject. Speaking from experience it's generally...
Riding Lessons
The first thing in life I remember wanting to be was a jockey and the second thing was a professional basketball player. Alas, I...
Good Egg (Best Of)
The answer to our problems in the beef business was revealed to me by a truck-stop waitress in Ontario, Oregon, who turned the tables...
The Dictionary of Junk
If you're a reader of classified ads like myself, you know there's some confusion as to what we should call the sale of the...
Shear Agony
I've had some crappy jobs in my life. I've picked citrus with a bracero crew from Mexico and I've waded through pig poop for...
A One Man Steer
The first animal I ever owned all by myself, or in this case owned me, was the meanest show steer in existence. I named...