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“I LIKE TO REMINISCE WITH PEOPLE I DON’T KNOW.” Steven Wright To continue with tornado stories. We have just had the 30th anniversary of the Andover...

“I DON’T EVEN THINK I WAS QUITE A YEAR OLD. MY MOTHER WAS MAYBE SEVEN MONTHS PREGNANT WITH MY LITTLE BROTHER. I WAS SUCKED...

“THE MOMENTS OF HAPPINESS WE ENJOY TAKES US BY SURPRISE. IT IS NOT THAT WE SEIZE THEM, BUT THAT THEY SEIZE US.” Ashley Montagu This is going...

Call it a brave new world if you must, stand back the younger folks may spit their cereal through their nose reading this. A...

THERE WAS A MAN WHO LIVED BY THE SIDE OF THE ROAD AND HE SOLD HOTDOGS. HE WAS HARD OF HEARING, SO HAD NO RADIO. HE...

“WE HAVE SUNK TO A DEPTH AT WHICH RESTATEMENT OF THE OBVIOUS IS THE FIRST DUTY OF INTELLIGENT MEN.” George Orwell I just cannot help it, I...

“THE PRIME GOAL OF CENSORSHIP IS TO PROMOTE IGNORANCE, WHEATHER IT IS DONE VIA LYING AND BOWDLERIZED SCHOOL TEXTS OR BY ATTACKING INDIVIDUAL BOOKS.” Felice Picano Have you...

“WE ARE DROWNING IN INFORMATION BUT STARVED FOR KNOWLEDGE” John Naisbitt BIG NEWS! SEA SLUGS CAN GROW A NEW HEAD WHEN IT IS CUT FROM IT’S BODY!...

“INSANITY IN INDIVIDUALS IS SOMETHING RARE – BUT IN GROUPS, PARTIES, NATIONS, AND EPOCHES, IT IS THE RULE.” Friedrich Nietzsche NEWS FLASH: Mr. Potato Head is going to...

“ALL YOU NEED IN THIS LIFE IS IGNORANCE AND CONFIDENCE, AND SUCCESS IS SURE.” Mark Twain My first love is history. What history is is the unvarnished...