Misgendered
What's with all these people wanting to be a member of the opposite sex? This old fogy's world has been turned upside-down and I'm...
The Everything Excuse
I must divert from writing about cows and cowboys this week to address a subject that's near and dear to my heart: baseball. A...
A Crash Landing
It's been my observation that real horsemen who know how to ride also know how to fall. This is a true story of one...
Underground Beef (Best Of)
Instead of just saying evil things about beef I wish the government would just go ahead and outlaw it so we could all make...
Nature Stinks
One of my commandments is never write about politics and/or religion. To which I would add a third subject. Speaking from experience it's generally...
Riding Lessons
The first thing in life I remember wanting to be was a jockey and the second thing was a professional basketball player. Alas, I...
Good Egg (Best Of)
The answer to our problems in the beef business was revealed to me by a truck-stop waitress in Ontario, Oregon, who turned the tables...
The Dictionary of Junk
If you're a reader of classified ads like myself, you know there's some confusion as to what we should call the sale of the...