Roger Ringer

“BE AT WAR WITH YOUR VICES, AT PEACE WITH YOUR NEIGHBORS, AND LET EVERY NEW YEAR FIND YOU A BETTER MAN.” Benjamin Franklin   It has been a long...

“TO ER IS HUMAN, BUT TO REALLY FOUL THINGS UP USE A COMPUTER!” Paul R. Ehrlich We all took a much needed break at the end of...

It was a silent night, clear and cold like long ago The moon and stars shining bright, as Old Charlie worked on his goal. Slipping the...

“SHOOT UP AMONGST US, ONE OF US NEEDS SOME RELIEF!” Jerry Clower   I have been getting some of the nicest letters with the order of my...

“NEVER EXPLAIN – YOUR FRIENDS DO NOT NEED IT AND YOUR FRIENDS WILL NOT BELIEVE YOU ANYWAY” Elbert Hubbard   As we get closer to the birth of...

“WHEN I STARTED COUNTING MY BLESSINGS, MY WHOLE LIFE TURNED AROUND.” Willie Nelson   We have just passed the Thanksgiving holiday and now are preparing for the birth...

DON’T LET SCHOOLING INTERFERE WITH YOUR EDUCATION. Mark Twain   Container ships floating around waiting for a government solution to get unloaded should not be something that...

  “THE VEGAN DIET IS OBVIOUSLY LACKING WHATEVER ESSENTIAL NUTRIENT IT IS THAT MAKES PEOPLE LIKEABLE.” Jim Good For the most part the insanity of PETA and the...

“DON’T WORRY ABOUT WHY PROBLEMS EXIST IN THE WORLD, JUST RESPOND TO PEOPLE’S NEEDS.” St Teresa of Calcutta The ‘logistics’ issue has people worried and media outlets...

“ANGER IS AN ACID THAT CAN DO MORE HARM TO THE VESSEL IN WHICH IT IS STORED THAN ANYTHING ON WHICH IT IS POURED.” Mark Twain This...