Pitts, Lee

Anyone around agriculture is constantly bombarded by a plethora of fragrant odors which disgust some folks more than others. I have developed what I...

I've always been curious as to how people ended up with their last names. I was taught that someone named Smith had a relative...

"Long time no see Lee. How are ya doin?" asked Wild Bill last week when I dropped by the Idle Spur Coffee Shop. "Bill, I'll...

I admit, I have all the tact of a horny pit bull in the miniature poodle class at the Westminster Dog Show. To me,...

Cowboys can be divided into three basic types: 1) Rodeo cowboys, 2) movie and TV cowboys and 3) real cowboys. (Thank goodness we don't...

I have a bone to pick with urban journalists, politicians and Hollywood celebrities who frequently refer to immoral, vulgar, unethical, reckless bullies as "cowboys"....

How do you politely tell someone they're an obnoxious idiot? I was minding my own business, working in my front yard which is a monument...

I swear, sometimes I think a lobotomized Suffolk sheep has more brains than our public servants. Have you seen the Forest Service latest answer...

"The only person who really likes change is a wet baby." Personally, I'm fairly adaptable to change but occasionally I've been hurt by being on...

John Adams, our second President, once said, "In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame,...