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Pitts, Lee
Lee Pitts
Vote Early, Vote Often
After last year's election I just don't trust the process any more. I first got suspicious when a network reporter said, "With 150% of...
For The Hearing Impaired (Best Of)
Isn't it odd that two creatures are unable to hear the same sound? For example, a dog can hear a high pitched whistle whereas...
Cowboy Church
The last auction market in our county shut down a few years ago and it was like having our collective heart ripped out. Just...
Nightcrawlers
Nightcrawlers
I love the night. The darker the better. I would have made a great night watchman or werewolf. A lot of people fear the...
This Too Shall Pass
We have pet names for most everything these days, not just our pets. I've met a dog named Popcorn and a cat named Speedbump...
The Vet’s Revenge (Best Of)
My veterinarian is world famous in our county and the only person I know with an unlisted telephone number. There are various reasons why...
Snowy White And The Dwarfs
Once upon a time a Cattle Baron, on the advice of his court consultants, turned out six yearling bulls in his cattle country kingdom....
I’m So Sorry
I'm so ashamed. According to today's media I'm the worst kind of person in the world; I'm white, straight and male. Could I possibly...
Late For Quitting Time
As a child whenever I'd do something uncouth my mom would say, "Were you born in a barn?"
No, but I practically lived in one.
The...