Pitts, Lee

A Bunch Of Clowns (Best Of)   Step right up to witness the greatest show on earth. We are working the cows at the Pitts' place...

Computer Cowboys   I had an interesting conversation with a guy who said he was an "emerging technology specialist." Or, was it "emerging technology officer?" Anyway,...

  The Last Word   I am a voracious reader of obituaries about people I don't know and I’ll admit that some obits I read with a...

I'm a big believer in marriage, no family should be without one. Having been married 46 years, I've already started saving my pennies in...

Fancy Foo Foo Food   I've always loved being able to identity things. Whether it was guessing state license plates from afar, parts of dead frogs...

The Numbers Game (Best Of)     I'd be willing to bet you, gentle reader, that you can't take a single page of this publication and fold...

Deranged About Dogs     I may be in the dog house for asking this but since when did dogs become people? Humans are sleeping with their...

  Life Is Too Short Life is too short to...     worry about stuff that's probably never going to happen.   read a bad book or watch a terrible movie...

Rock Stars   We live in a galaxy of superstars. Change your sex, write a tell-all-book, be 16 years old and lecture old fogies about how...

Back when I was  travelin' man people used to call me a big bull shipper. At least that's what I thought they were saying....