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Scared The Dickens Out Of Me (Best Of)

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He Came Upon the Midnight Clear roaring, “Ho, Ho, Ho,”

“Who the Dickens are you?” I asked, rising from my bed.

“I’m the Ghost of Santa Claus Past. You better not pout and you better not shout. Don’t you remember me?” asked the round man. “Step into my sleigh and I will take you back to a Christmas long ago.”

“What Child Is This sitting on your lap?” I asked.

“Why, that is you. Don’t you remember? You gave me water on the knee when you were but a child.”

“Was I a good little boy?”

“Not really. You were like all the rest. All you wanted for Christmas was a shopping list of toys. To celebrate the birth of the “Prince of Peace” you wanted a G.I. Joe and a Roy Rogers gun so you could shoot your sister. You were really disappointed when you woke and found a single orange and a red rubber ball in your stocking

hung with care.”

“I remember now Santa. I told you to remember to bring the batteries along with the toys next time. I think it was about then I stopped believing in you.”

Suddenly I woke from my dream when I heard a noise up on the roof top. The ghost had disappeared just as he had arrived. I got out of bed and checked the halls decked with boughs of holly. There was nobody else around. I figured maybe I just had too much egg nog. Sleep would not come on this Christmas Eve.

But then he appeared again. Only this time a much older Santa Claus visited me in my dream. “You don’t look so good Santa.”

“I am the Ghost of Christmas Present and as you know, it hasn’t been a real good year.”

I crawled up in Santa’s sleigh once again and we traveled in search of a Christmas present. “Hey, that is me and my wife. But why is my wife crying?”

“Because last year you promised each other you wouldn’t buy anything for each other for Christmas and like a scrooge you kept your word.”

“I know, and my wife hasn’t said a word to me ever since. But I gave her a little present this year.”

“You gave her money,” said Santa sternly.

“But money is always the right size.”

“Is money all you think about? Sending out Christmas cards with business reply envelopes was really tacky.”

“Yes, but Santa you said yourself it was a tough year.” But the Ghost of Santa Present did not hear the reply, instead another Santa had taken his place. The ghost of Santa Claus Future creaked along weighted down with chains.”

“Why do you look so sad Santa?”

Santa Claus Future squinted at the houses trimmed in lights. “Because people have forgotten the real meaning of Christmas. They don’t know if they are celebrating the birth of Jesus or of General Electric.”

“But Santa, why are you draped in chains?”

“The I.R.S. put me in jail for writing off the gifts I gave last year. The little children don’t believe in me anymore and people don’t realize that the best presents are the kind you can’t wrap.”

“I still believe in you Santa, you have made a believer out of me.” But Santa was not there to hear. He had disappeared. Not up the chimney but through a hole in the heart.

 

 

It’s Still The Twelve Days Of Christmas

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Made famous by Bing Crosby and The Andrews Sisters, The Twelve Days of Christmas song remains popular to sing at holiday gatherings.
Yet, most people really don’t know the true meaning of the words.
Some families choose to mark the twelve-day period by observing feast days of various saints including St. Stephen December 26. They plan daily Christmas-related activities.
But for many, things go back to business as usual after December 25.
The Twelve Days of Christmas is the period in Christian theology that marks the span between the birth of Christ and the coming of the Magi, the three wise men. It begins on December 25, Christmas, and runs through January 6, the Epiphany, sometimes also called Three Kings’ Day.
The four weeks preceding Christmas are collectively known as advent which begins four Sundays before Christmas and ends on December 24. Advent is a Christian season of preparation for the nativity of Christ at Christmas. It is the beginning of the liturgical year in Western Christianity.
Thus, the season of Advent in the Christian calendar anticipates the “coming of Christ” from three different perspectives. The physical nativity in Bethlehem, the reception of Christ in the heart of the believer, and the second coming of Christ.
Practices associated with advent include advent calendars, lighting an advent wreath, and praying an advent daily devotional. Along with a tree, Christmas decorations are sometimes done liturgically through a “hanging of the greens” ceremony.
The Twelve Days of Christmas is the carol in which the singer brags about all the cool gifts they received from their “true love.” Each verse builds on the previous one, serving as an effective way to annoy family members on road trips.
Today’s version begins: “On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me a partridge in a pear tree.” The song then adds a gift for each day, building on the previous verse, until reciting all twelve gifts together.
So, the true Twelve Days of Christmas:
One Partridge in a pear tree; The one true God revealed in the person of Jesus Christ.
Two Turtle doves; The Old and New Testaments.
Three French hens; Faith, hope and charity.
Four Calling birds; The four gospels and or the four evangelists.
Five Golden rings; The first five books of the Old Testament, the “Pentateuch” which contain the law condemning sins.
Six Geese a-laying: The six days of creation.
Seven Swans a-swimming; The seven gifts of the Holy Spirit.
Eight Maids a-milking; The eight beatitudes.
Nine Ladies dancing; The nine fruits of the spirit.
Ten Lords a-leaping; The ten commandments.
Eleven Pipers piping: The eleven faithful apostles.
Twelve Drummers drumming; The twelve points of doctrine in the Apostles’ Creed.
It might be worth joining around the supper table singing The Twelve Days of Christmas for the final time this season reflecting the true meaning.
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“Grief and Love”

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Writing about grief is like writing about life—huge! Where does one start? It is like describing love: basically impossible. The comedian and late-night host Stephen Colbert lost his father and two older brothers in a tragic accident when he was young, and said, about grief, “It is a gift to exist, and with that gift comes suffering. If I am grateful for life, I must be grateful for all of it. I hope that grief stays with me because it is all the unexpressed love I didn’t get to tell you.”
So even though grief may be difficult to describe, I’m working to do what Rick taught me: to share my grief publicly, as he did his death. As I’ve sought to live with my grief, I have found tips and ideas that have helped. Not every tip will be pertinent to every person, so use judgement as you address someone in grief.
• Talk about the one who has died. They are generally the grieving person’s favorite subject
• Contact the person in grief frequently. Loneliness can be consuming. Remember birthdays and anniversaries, which can be emotional triggers for the one grieving.
• Include the grieving person in activities. Sometimes getting away from the grief can be a relief.
• Offer to help a person in grief with household chores, as these tasks can become overwhelming. Better yet, just show up and help!
• Be aware that grief can be like a roller coaster, high one day and low on another. Grief can be exhausting. Realize that a person in grief may need extra rest.
• Consider the vulnerability it takes for a grieving person to ask for help. The grieving person may suffer in silence rather than admit defeat.
• And last for this incomplete list: grief has no right or wrong and no timeline. Every individual is different.
The songwriter Nick Cave said “It seems to me, that if we love, we grieve. That’s the deal. That’s the pact. Grief and love are forever intertwined. Grief is the terrible reminder of the depths of our love and, like love, grief is non-negotiable.”
Rick showed us, courageously, how to face death while honoring life, with love and joy instead of dread. Now maybe those of us who grieve can see the shape of our love in our grief. The poet John Roedel wrote: “Your grief is a temple in your heart that honors that love.”
I hope that I continue to find wisdom in this grief as I continue my journey.
Joanie S. Holm, R.N., C.N.P. is co-founder and president of Healing Words Foundation that supports Prairie Doc® programming. Follow The Prairie Doc® at www.prairiedoc.org and on Facebook featuring On Call with the Prairie Doc® a medical Q&A show providing health information based on science, built on trust for 21 Seasons, streaming live on Facebook most Thursdays at 7 p.m. central.

 

Broken New Year’s Resolutions Are Not Really A Serious Deal

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Frank J Buchman
Frank Buchman

“New Year’s resolutions are made to be broken.”
At least that’s the way it seems. Lots of folks figure out things that can be done to improve their selves beginning January 1.
Somebody researched it and claimed over 88 percent of Americans make at least one resolution for the New Year.
Most common are lose weight, have more money, quit smoking, see the family, maintain a budget, find improved job, eat correctly, get organized, exercise harder, and be a better person.
Being closer to the Lord savior and especially thankful for all His blessings didn’t make the Top Ten. But they’re really the most important.
Personal resolutions are to pray harder, especially expressing appreciation for all received, and seeking guidance in all to be done.
Of course, not eat so much, procrastinate less, contact friends, spend additional time horseback, and write more stories.
Surveys show not even 20 percent are successful in keeping one resolution.
New Year’s Eve is for celebrating. In olden days, many country folks went to the 11 o’clock movie.
At midnight, Auld Lang Syne played and everybody wearing party hats blew whistles and threw confetti. Family kissed and hugged while cowboys hoped for another smooch from their girlfriends.
Years later, dances at the Armory became popular. However, it’s bedtime for most older ones, who try to stay up later at home, but not ’til midnight.
On New Year’s Day, most just relax and recuperate. Television parades used to feature trick roping cowboy Montie Montana and his horse Rex. But they’re gone, although horses are still the best part of parades.
Traditional New Year’s Day dinner calls for ham, black-eyed peas, cabbage, and donuts. That’s supposed to bring good luck for 365 days.
It is proper to take the scythe, whip the old year good-bye, and look to the birth of a fresh beginning. Babies are symbols of the New Year, and reminder of the nativity of Jesus Christ, savior.
New Year’s resolutions have been considered paganism, making taking a walk with God more important.
Rebirth and living hope come in First Peter 1:3: “Praise be to the God and Father of our Lord Jesus Christ. In his great mercy, He has given us new birth into a living hope through the resurrection of Jesus Christ from the dead.”
Further proof of no need for New Year’s resolutions comes in the promise found in Jeremiah 29:11. “For I know the plans I have for you, says the Lord. They are plans for good and not for disaster, to give you a future and a hope.”
Likewise, is the pledge in Second Corinthians 5:17: “Therefore, if anyone is in Christ, he is a new creation. Old things have passed away; behold all things have become new.”
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A Cup of Good Cheer

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Let’s be honest, there are quite a few things that have been putting a damper on the world as of late. There’s a lot that can be saddening in the current world of international affairs and the like. However, it’s important to remember that amidst the human-caused chaos, there are plenty of things that are good as well. During the Christmas season, it’s increasingly important to focus on the good things in the world. After all, tis the season to be jolly is it not? With that being said, let’s take a look at some ways that you and I can spread holiday cheer to others around you.
The first of these ideas is, of course, to spread holiday cheer in the home. Do something extra special for your loved ones that lets them know you care. Gingerbread house making, eggnog drinking, and fruit bowl making are just a couple of the things that come to mind. That last one was a personal favorite tradition of my family. I couldn’t tell you what it was, but for some reason, once that fruit salad began the production process, everyone pitched in, and we had all the more fun because of it. Now, if you don’t think that would necessarily work for your family, that’s ok! Something as simple as card games after supper is enough to provide good family cheer and bonding with your relatives. Perhaps holiday cheer in the home is something as simple as getting hot chocolate for your family members as they curl around the fireplace.
The next step is to spread holiday cheer to your neighbors or perhaps to some coworkers that you care for. One of the most wonderful ideas for spreading holiday cheer in my opinion is leaving a batch of special treats for them on their doorstep. I heard of this idea a couple of years ago when one of my good friends noted the Christmas tradition that their family had of cooking a batch of cookies for their neighbors just down the road. Perhaps you have a neighbor who you know could use the season’s greetings? Regardless, giving small gifts like this to one another, freely is one of life’s great joys.
Finally, the last step to spreading as much holiday cheer as one can is spreading the season’s greetings to strangers in your life. The people that you run into from time to time. This could be simple as a smile or a nod but I’d encourage you to go beyond the social norms for interaction. Greet people with “Merry Christmas” and other various seasons greetings. And for those strangers that you encounter often in your life, a simple good deed goes a long way to impact someone’s life. You never know what someone is going through and who they’re missing this time of year. Simple niceties like these are truly meaningful to some who need them.
With all of these things being considered, it’s important to note that we have many different types of social interactions throughout the day. Furthermore, the world can really bear down on people with the amount of bad news we constantly tell one another. Simple good deeds and acts like those listed above are just a couple of the ways that we as people can help lighten the mood and spread yuletide cheer. As all the various carols say; “Tis the season to be jolly, “We wish you a merry Christmas”, “joy to the world”, and for goodness’ sake have “a cup of good cheer”. Happy holidays.