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Don’t rely on luck- Drive sober on St. Patrick’s Day

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St. Patrick’s Day is Monday, March 17, but many festivities will be underway on weekends before and after the holiday. Regardless of when the celebrations occur, the Kansas Department of Transportation reminds everyone that drinking and driving is dangerous and never an option.

Preliminary 2024 Kansas data shows 76 people were killed and more than 1,000 people were injured in crashes that involved alcohol.

“These crashes were preventable and put a great number of other lives at risk as well,” said KDOT Behavorial Safety Manager Gary Herman. “Embracing St. Patrick’s Day and its traditions can be fun, but driving sober should be your main focus before grabbing your green. Planning ahead is key to sober driving. It could not only save your life, but the lives of those around you.”

Don’t leave it to the luck of the Irish, plan ahead.

  • If you choose to drink, arrange for a designated driver or use a rideshare or cab.
  • If a friend is leaving the celebration impaired, take the keys.
  • If you see an impaired driver on the road, contact law enforcement.

Click here for more information and resources.

Lettuce Eat Local: Don’t Wait For Whole Wheat

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Amanda Miller
Columnist
Lettuce Eat Local

 

“At last the great moment arrived. A delicious odor was wafted upon the autumn breeze. Everywhere the barnyard citizens sniffed the air with delight. The Red Hen ambled in her picketty-pecketty way toward the source of all this excitement. Although she appeared to be perfectly calm, in reality she could only with difficulty restrain an impulse to dance and sing, for had she not done all the work on this wonderful bread?”

Although the fable of the Little Red Hen has a few revisions here and there — retellings I’ve seen include any combination of farm animals including cat, bull, rat, cow, pig, dog, and duck — most of the original 1874 plot remains the same. An industrious hen finds, plants, waters, cuts, and mills some wheat, inviting her neighbors to work with her along each step of the process. They refuse each time; “Oh very well, I’ll do it myself,” she says. Suddenly the enthusiasm level changes when the question is now one of eating instead of working, and though this time the little red hen is met with a chorus of yeses, she responds, “Oh no you won’t, I’ll eat it myself.” And she did. 

You’re probably quite familiar with it as well, especially considering it feels like a very Kansas-appropriate sort of story as it revolves around growing and utilizing wheat. It is both an inspirational fable, focused on the importance of hard work and personal initiative, as well as a cautionary tale warning about the consequences of not helping others. You reap what you sow, or in the case of the animals that didn’t join the hen, you don’t reap what you don’t sow. 

I’m not sure that I’d describe my manner in a “picketty-pecketty way,” but I completely empathize with the little red hen’s difficulty restraining her impulse to rejoice at “joy of joys — when the lovely brown loaves came out of the oven, they were done to perfection.” Fresh bread is one some of that kitchen magic like I talked about last week that I never tire of. 

There might be another freshly-milled layer to this story that we can glean from as well (pun intended). I do get help from my farm friends — my husband does the growing of the wheat and my kids help with the baking of the bread — so the process is quite different, but we get to take our whole wheat flour from start to finish here. Brian gets me a bucket or two of wheat berries, we store them in the basement to use all year long, and I grind them in my Vitamix into flour. I’ve always known whole wheat flour is healthier than white, retaining the integral nutrients of the whole kernel, and not surprisingly, bread baked with freshly ground flour really does taste fresher. I use some whole wheat flour in just about everything I bake, from cornbread to cake.

But up until the last few weeks I didn’t realize the impact it has to mill the wheat right before using it. “Freshly-milled flour” has been a buzzword in my area lately, popping up in conversations with quite a few different people. Statistics vary, as tends to happen with trending ideas, but it sounds like flour can start to lose some vitamins and antioxidants within even 24 hours of being milled. (Before being milled, the wheat kernels’ outer layer protects them from spoilage and keeps them stable for a long time.) 

The healthfulness of freshly milled flour isn’t a new concept, but it does seem to be getting a resurgence in interest — even some people who have gone gluten-free for years are discovering they can handle fresh flour. I’m interested and waiting to see what bakes up with continued research.

The little red hen was clearly onto something. 

 

Simple Half-Whole Wheat Bread

What better for W than whole wheat? The wheat we grow is a hard red variety, and quite dense when used completely, so I typically use some unbleached white flour as well (Hudson Cream!) to keep the texture a little lighter, but you can do what you want. I use my Vitamix dry grind container to mill my wheat, but you can find grain mills in many different types — maybe even a coffee grinder can work for a tiny bit in a pinch? 

Prep tips: there are several local sources for wheat berries, and some may also offer fresh flour (you can store in the freezer). 

4 cups freshly-milled whole wheat flour

4 cups all-purpose flour

1 ½ tablespoons instant yeast

1 tablespoon salt

2 cups warm water

1 cup warm milk

½ cup local honey

4 tablespoons butter

Mix both flours, yeast, and salt in the bowl of a mixer. In a separate bowl, mix remaining ingredients until butter is melted; add to flour and knead several minutes until cohesive, adding more flour if needed — you want a little sticky but not unmanageably so. Cover and let dough rise for about an hour, then divide in half and form into two loaves. Place into buttered loaf pans and let rise again until crowning the edge of pans. Bake at 365° for 30-40 minutes. 

Jury duty surprise

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Thayne Cozart
Milo Yield

I can never thank my faithful readers enuf for their voluntary contributions to this weekly column. This story comes to me from North Platte, Nebraska.

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“Milo, a few months ago I was called up for jury duty and got a controversial case. A wealthy rancher claimed his gun went off by accident while he was cleaning it, killing his wife and his best friend who happened to be sleeping in his bedroom at the time.

“The charge against the rancher wuz murder in the first degree, punishable either by life imprisonment or lethal injection.

“After a few days of testimony, the prominent rancher’s lawyer approached me outside the courthouse and promised me $50,000 and a new F-350 if I would hold out for a lesser charge of manslaughter.

“Sure enough, after a tough and long deliberations, we 12 peers in the jury — after a full week — declared the rancher guilty of the lesser charge and the presiding judge sentenced him to only three years in prison.

“After the trial, the rancher’s lawyer approached me, slyly handed me a check for $50,000 and the keys to a shiny new F-350 and said, ‘You had me and the rancher pretty worried. When the jury was out for so long, I didn’t think you’d be able to pull it off.’

“I was pretty worried, too,” I said. “Everyone else wanted to acquit him.”

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And, from Stillwater, Oklahoma, comes this story:

“One afternoon my best friend and I were standing in the line at our bank to apply for farm operating loans when three armed robbers burst in.

“One demanded the cash from the tellers’ windows.

“The second bandit demanded the head loan officer to open the safe and the robber cleaned out the cash and a few safe deposit boxes.

“And, the third robber came down the customer lineup, taking everyone’s wallets, watches and other jewelry.

“Before they got to us, my friend quietly stuffed something in my coat pocket.

“What was that?’ I whispered.

“It’s the $50 I owe you from that IOU at our recent poker game,” he replied.”

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There wuz a clumsy farmer who wuz splitting firewood chunks and carelessly managed to trip over a chuck of wood and disable himself.

But, he managed to drag himself into his house, called 911 and said, “Hello. I need help, I believe I’ve broken my arm in two places. What should I do?”

The emergency operator replied, “Well, I certainly wouldn’t go back to either of those places.”

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Here’s a story that my departed pious friend, ol’ Saul M. Reeder, would appreciate.

A rural grandfather overheard his granddaughter repeating the alphabet in reverent, hushed tones.

“What are you doing?” the grandfather asked.

“I’m praying, Grandpa,” she said.

“But, it sounds to me like you are just repeating the letters of the alphabet quietly to yourself,” her grandpa responded.

“Well, I can’t think of the right words,” the granddaughter replied, “So I just say all the letters. God will put them together for me ’cause He knows what I’m thinking.”

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An elderly, and a bit forgetful, cattleman hired a new ranch hand. It wuz his first out-of-family labor he’d ever hired.

On the first day, the rancher showed the new hire into the tiny bunkhouse attached to the barn. And the rancher then instructed the new hire that he could expect long days that started early in the mornings.

He then gave the new hire an old alarm clock and left him in the bunkhouse with this final instruction, “I’ll expect to see you at 5 a.m. for breakfast. After that we’ll go over the day’s work that needs done.”

However, the first morning the alarm clock failed to ring and the newly-hired cowboy missed breakfast completely.

”Where were you at 5 a.m.?” the boss tersely asked his bleary-eyed new man.

“The alarm clock never rang,” the new-hire shot back.

“Oh, I meant to tell you about that,” the rancher said sheepishly. “Sometimes it doesn’t ring ’cause it’s stuck. Then you’ve got to shake it a bit. Now, remember, if it don’t ring by 5 minutes past 5 tomorrow morning, give ‘er a good shake and it’ll ring just fine.”

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Stumping question for this week: “Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200 and a substantial tax cut save you 50-cents?”

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Words of wisdom for the week: “There is no opinion so absurd but that some philosopher will express it.” Cicero

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Hope you having great pre-spring weather. Have a good ‘un.

Wheat Scoop: Carter’s Kansas-Based Community Service: Celebrate Bake and Take Month this March

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Kansas Wheat

For the audio version, visit kswheat.com.

The late President Jimmy Carter shared a love of the land with Kansas producers. After all, he grew up on a farm in his home state of Georgia and was the last farmer to serve in the White House. But did you know in addition to his proclivity for hard work, he officially appreciated the Kansas-led tradition of sharing baked goods with others?

 

A recent dig into the Kansas Wheat archive uncovered a historical photo of Carter, then the governor of Georgia, and two signed proclamations declaring the fourth Saturday in March in 1973 and 1974 as “Bake and Take Day” in Georgia. The timing corresponds with the establishment of the first national Bake and Take Day celebration in 1973 by the Kansas Wheathearts, an auxiliary organization of the Kansas Association of Wheat Growers.

 

The occasion was marked by a simple premise – bake something and share it with a neighbor, friend or relative. Participants were also encouraged to share their favorite wheat foods with the elderly or residents of adult care facilities.

 

In 2006, the ACH Food Company, which makes Fleischmann’s Yeast® and Argo®Corn Starch, provided funding and public relations expertise to Kansas Wheat and the Wheat Foods Council to expand the program from a single day to an entire Bake and Take Month with the motto – Bake Something Special for Someone Special. Each March, Kansas Wheat continues to support this tradition by celebrating Bake and Take Month with industry partners like the Wheat Foods Council, Home Baking Association and other state wheat commissions.

 

“Volunteers of all ages can keep Bake and Take Month a tradition in their communities by showing they care with a baked food and a visit,” said Cindy Falk, Kansas Wheat nutrition educator and coordinator of Kansas Bake and Take Month. “Many young bakers learn together from experienced bakers. This activity helps improve their baking skills and emphasizes the importance of community service.”

 

Looking for inspiration to take on a Bake and Take Month project? Cookie bars are easy-to-make treats that require minimal preparation and are quick to mix up and bake. Here’s a selection of our favorite cookie bar recipes:

 

S’mores Cookie Bars

Nothing says summertime like hot and gooey S’mores roasted over a campfire! Capture the flavor of graham crackers, marshmallows and chocolate anytime with these S’mores Cookie Bars.

 

Mini Pecan Pie Bars

These classic mini bars with a tender shortbread crust provide the wonderfully sweet flavor of pecan pie in a perfect little bite-sized piece.

 

Fudge Nut Bars

Gooey, sweet, with a soft crunchy top… stop! We are already drooling! These Fudge Nut Bars are excellent for baking and taking to your friends!

 

Blackberry Crumble Bars

These fruit bars are perfect as a breakfast pastry or a sweet dessert. A tasty blackberry filling is tucked between a tender crust and crumbly topping.

 

Simple Lemon Squares

These Simple Lemon Squares are as pretty as they are delicious! With a buttery shortbread crust, delicious lemon filling, and a dusting of powdered sugar make these lemon squares as pretty as they are delicious!

 

Want even more ideas? Check out EatWheat.org, the site that shares the stories of U.S. wheat farmers with consumers all around the world. You’ll find even more quick and easy recipes showcasing wheat, ideas to get inspired by using wheat in crafts and articles to learn more about wheat production and wheat foods. Visit EatWheat.org and get started with your Bake and Take Month project today!