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Space News, and the Great Beyond

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One of the most prominent and interesting features of the night sky, is our very own Moon. We, as humans, have been infatuated with this celestial body since the beginning of time. The moon has perpetuated its existence throughout history, appearing all different sorts of mythologies and legends. That interest has not gone away. In fact, if anything, it has grown. With the beginning of the Artemis missions from NASA in the 21st century, we see this play out. Let’s take a look at some of the ways that our understanding of the moon is shifting in the modern era.

The Artemis 3 mission from SpaceX has plans to go to the Moon utilizing the recently popularized “Starship”. Starship itself is a massive undertaking that will carry many materials and experiments to the moon’s surface. These experiments and information gathering are conducted in hopes of eventually establishing a moon base. In doing so, we as humans would finally establish an extra-planetary living space for our species. Just imagine if in our lifetimes we get to see the human race develop into this new frontier. But perhaps we’re jumping the gun a little bit. As of right now SpaceX is beginning their exploits with a much smaller ambition. They plan to use Starship to orbit the Moon with a number of popular artists and entertainers on board. Perhaps they imagine bringing celebrities with them will increase public support for the missions. Regardless, the development of any space mission is news enough for me.

Speaking of SpaceX missions, their plans to travel to Mars are also fairly widely publicized. The Mars mission is arguably more popular because humans have never stepped foot on Mars before. That being said, there are plans in place to travel to the red planet in the future. As we have seen with the Moon, it is believed that more samples must be collected before we look at setting up a permanent Mars base. Not to mention all the challenges that arise with such an undertaking. The loss of gravity between Earth and Mars is not suitable for humans to experience for long periods of time, and that’s not even discussing the difficulties of attempting to sustain a population like growing your own food or anything. That being said, just imagine what it’ll be like when we finally do cross that threshold. Perhaps they’ll celebrate it as Mars day or something!

That’s enough for speculation and hopes though. Let’s talk real space news. The White House on April 2nd directed NASA to establish a system of time for the moon and other celestial bodies that we are familiar with. This direction and guidance come in hopes of establishing international norms in space among growing interest in space from other nations and private companies. In fact, some plans are already in place. The space agency and other parts of the US government are planning to devise a plan by the end of 2026 for setting what be known as Coordinated Lunar Time (LTC). These clocks will obviously move at different speeds than our clock here on Earth due to the fact that different celestial bodies are different sizes and rotate at different speeds. Mars for example has a daytime that is 24 hours and 37 minutes long, whereas the Moon rotates much slower. 1 day on the Moon is equivalent to 29.5 Earth days. Crazy right?

Needless to say, there’s a lot happening in the space of Space. We as humans continually look to the stars for exploration and newer and better technologies. As interesting as it is, let’s not forget about our lovely planet of Earth. Our home and refuge, from where we begin all journeys.

Creative Aggie Salesmanship

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Thayne Cozart
Milo Yield

When I wuz a young whippersnapper growing up back in the mid-1900s, I earned spending money any way I could. Some of the main ways I remember wuz hauling and stacking small square bales or small round bales of hay for from 1-cent to 3-cents per bale. I packed silage inside upright silos. Several times I shocked corn. In my teens, I regularly sold milk from my one milk cow. I helped a local farmer with deliveries of his homegrown farm foodstuffs to military families at a military base.

When I headed off to college at Bea Wilder U, I wuz poor as a church mouse. So, as quickly as I could find the time for campus and off campus jobs, I snapped to the task.

I washed petri dishes for the plant pathology department. I also helped that department with plot harvesting in the spring — counting and measuring such things as smut, ergot, mosaic, rust, stripe, mildew, and bunt diseases on small grain crops.

For the horticulture department, I crawled around on my hands and knees as a human “honey bee” pollinating watermelon plants with a rubbery fishing lure hooked to the end of dowel rod. It wuz a plant breeding effort to develop the Crimson Sweet watermelon with small refrigerator size.

I taught — at great personal danger, I might add — a group of foreign ag students how to drive a Ford Jubilee tractor. They were totally inept. We were all lucky to survive to lessons. For a while, I also did all the evening janitor work in the four-floor campus chemistry building.

Off-campus jobs included working the back pens at two local weekly livestock auction barns and loading out both cattle and market weight hogs. For a time, I worked planting ornamental trees and shrubs for a local Green Thumb Garden Center. (I’ll mention that I got fired from that job becuz I wouldn’t work weekends becuz I wuz courting a “hot” young Nevah at the time.) One spring, I even helped loading and unloading furniture for Mayflower trucking.

However, regardless of all my jobs, I still needed more spending money. I learned in some of my college classes that the big money, the quick money, the easy money wuz in sales. All I person needed to succeed in sales wuz: find a good product that everyone needed; find a potentially lucrative sales territory for the product; develop effective sales tools; work out a creative sales pitch; be willing to work hard and be persistent.

With that rudimentary sales knowledge bouncing around in my noggin, a sales job advertised in the campus newspaper caught both my attention and my fancy. It wuz a job selling toothbrushes.

My college campus seemed a perfect marketplace. With all the “he-ing” and “she-ing” going on everywhere, everyone needed a bright smile and good breath. In those days even the college staff and faculty always maintained a good image.

So, I applied for the job. And, I got it. After a few hours of training, my sales manager set a daily quota of 20 toothbrushes I wuz expected to sell for $1 each. You’ve got to remember that these were 1960s prices. I wuz sure I could meet the daily quota with no problem. My future looked bright.

The first day I set up my sales booth along a busy campus sidewalk. The students scurrying to class ignored my sales plea. The day wuz a complete flop. I sold a total of five toothbrushes. At the end of the day, my sales manager sternly warned me that I had to pick up the pace on closing sales.

The second day, I set up my sales booth in the local campus shopping district. There wuz plenty of traffic, but, sadly, few buyers. Most folks walking by simply ignored my sales pitch about all the advantages of my line of toothbrushes. I, again, sold a total of five toothbrushes that day.

When I reported to my sales manager, he bluntly told me that he didn’t see a future for me in sales. He told me to turn in my sales kit and not come back. That’s when I pleaded with him to give me one more day, one more chance. He very reluctantly agreed to grant me a third day.

That night I put my creative aggie mind to work. I came up with a new approach to toothbrush sales. I spent the night finding the ingredients for a special chip dip. And I bought a goodly supply of dipping chips.

The next day, I set up “Milo’s Chip & Dip” stand just outside the arena entrance to a major campus sporting event. Thousands of potential customers had to pass right by me to enter or leave the arena. On my table wuz a never-ending supply of dipping chips and a huge bowl of my “Genuine, Organic, Guaranteed Farm Fresh Dip.”

As folks passed my stand, I offered them a free taste of chip and dip. Every single one of them accepted the sample, took a bite, wrinkled up his or her nose, and spat “Good gosh, man! This dip tastes like cow manure!”

That’s when I brightly said, “It IS farm fresh cow manure. Wanna to buy a toothbrush?”

I sold 2,000 toothbrushes that day and my sales manager said I broke the company daily sales record.

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Rural bank sign: “We serve farmers who have everything — but haven’t paid for it.”

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It’s time for this week’s words of wisdom: “Kids in your family who never come when they are called probably will grow up to be doctors. And, kids who show up without being called probably will grow up to be lawyers.”

Have a good ‘un.

Morris County 4-H Foundation Plans Banquet Meeting

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Annual meeting and recognition banquet of the Morris County 4-H Foundation are planned Friday evening, April 26, according to Valerie Woodall, president.

At the Council Grove/Dunlap Methodist Church in Council Grove, a meal catered by the United Methodist Women is to begin at 6:30 p.m.

The program features presentations by Morris County 4-H club members who received top placings at the recent 4-H Club Day competitions.

Supporters of the Morris County 4-H Foundation are to be recognized for contributions to project work of county 4-H club members and county 4-H scholarships.

Trustees for the Morris County 4-H Foundation will be elected to three-year terms during the annual business session.

In addition to Woodall, other trustees serving on the board now are Rocky Beck, Frank Buchman, Clay Dalquest, Larry Landgren, Mason Lee, and Cynthia Schrader.

Banquet reservations are required and must be made to Cynthia Schrader, 785-499-2923, [email protected].

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What’s In Your Pockets?

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You can tell a lot about people by what’s in their pockets. You might find a horseshoe nail in a farrier’s pocket, a pipe that doesn’t smell like tobacco in a doper’s, a duck call in a hunter’s vest, throwing rocks in a juvenile delinquent’s and an assortment of buckles, snaps and latigo in the apron pocket of a saddle maker. The back-pocket-wallet of a Hell’s Angel will be hooked with a chain but it’s the plethora of unmarked thousand dollar bills in the pockets of a Congressman that ought to be more securely tied down. Easy come, easy go.

When I was flying all over the country my favorite way to pass the time was to sit next to the X ray machine where TSA employees asked flyers to empty their pockets. In small town airports like Redding and Redmond I took a seat on the other side of a glass wall and observed. It was like looking through people’s trash, only legal.

It would make a great TV show. Host Samuel L. Jackson would ask contestants, “What’s in your pockets?” And then a celebrity panel would then guess what they did for a living.

Ranchers were always easy to identify by the alfalfa leaves and stems that fell out of their pockets onto the conveyor belt. In the front pocket of their long sleeved shirt you’d find a file of auction market cards chronicling their livestock purchases dating back 17 years. There’d also be a stub pencil, tally book, reading glasses in a soft case, scraps of paper, toothpick, a four year old speeding ticket, Maalox or Tums, a blue scour bolus and nary a sign of coin or cash. All their liquid assets were tied up in cows. Surprisingly I rarely saw a rancher pull out a comb, probably because most ranchers, if they had any experience at all, had lost most of their hair.

It was easy to tell the ranchers from the cowboys because of what was NOT in the cowboy’s pockets. There’d be no keys because you don’t need a key to start a horse, they rarely owned a home and cowboys usually don’t need a key to access their gold, cash, or will in their safe deposit box because they don’t have any of those things. The only thing they owned that would set off the alarms would be a can of Copenhagen, a pair of wire cutters on their belt and a trophy buckle they won at a ranch rodeo for cow mugging. You’d also find a thick stack of lottery tickets which is the only way a cowboy is gonna get rich and buy his own spread.

I was always amazed at what people no longer carried. As a teenager I always had at least two necessities in the pockets of my jeans: a pocket watch with my name engraved on the back and a three-bladed Case knife, both of which were rights of passage when I was young. When the day came you bought your first knife you became a man. Now days, if you flash either of those things in an airport you’ll be body slammed to the ground by security cops and arrested for being a terrorist. They’d think your knife was a weapon and your pocket watch was some sort of timing device, which it really was. Fewer and fewer people carry or wear watches these days because they get the time, and everything else, from their smart phones.

If you observe a modern young person you’ll see they have more pockets than ever and their backpacks runneth over. In many respects they are like turtles in that they carry everything they own with them.

Besides watches and knives, another product category that must have taken a beating with the rise of smart phones is Cross pens. They used to be handed out by corporations to good customers or employees marking 30 years of service. Many a graduate was honored to receive a Cross matching gold filled pen and pencil set. Not any more though as cell phones, I Pads and laptops have rendered pens, pencils, and notepads redundant pieces of ancient technology. Although I’d like to see the technology buffs try to cut a steak at a bull sale barbecue with their smartphone, or castrate a bull calf with an I Pad.

Pathways to a Healthy Kansas, a Blue Cross and Blue Shield of Kansas initiative, grants $25,000 to the Reno County Farmers’ Market

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The Reno County Producers Market, commonly referred to as the Reno County Farmers’ Market, received a check for $25,000 as part of the Pathways to a Healthy Kansas (Pathways) grant, a Blue Cross and Blue Shield of Kansas (BCBSKS) initiativeParticipating in the check presentation event were Pam Paulsen, K-State Research and Extension Reno County Horticulture Agent, left, Claudio Faundez, Group Sales Advisor, BCBSKS, Sparkle Faidley, Reno County Farmers’ Market Board of Directors President, Patrick Romm, Professional Relations, BCBSKS, and Candace Davidson, Reno County Health Department and Heal Reno County.

The Reno County Farmers’ Market signed a Memorandum of Understanding with K-State Research and Extension Reno County (KSRE) and Heal Reno County to expand the operations of the Farmers’ Market to provide greater access to affordable fresh and locally grown produce to the residents of Reno County.

The Reno County Farmers’ Market was created in April of 1985 with the mission to provide a place where producers of fresh produce, baked goods, meat products, art and other handmade products could sell directly to consumers. The Reno County Farmers’ Market operates in a city-owned structure located at the southwest corner of Second Avenue and Washington Street. The Reno County Farmers’ Market operates Saturday mornings between 7:30 am and 12:30 pm from early May through the last Saturday in October and Wednesdays between 10 am and 1 pm from June through the last Wednesday in October.

The funds received from the Pathways grant will be used by the Reno County Farmers’ Market towards the operational and expansion costs to support the ability to accept these programs: Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program-Electronic Benefit Transfer (SNAP-EBT), Double Up Food Bucks (DUFB) and Seniors Farmers Market Nutrition Program (SFMNP) benefits programs including the creation of a Market Ambassador position to help customers navigate those programs. Marketing and promotional events and outreach materials to promote the market especially to SNAP-EBT, DUFB and SFMNP recipients, low-income families, and underserved audiences. Adding family friendly entertainment and youth related activities to encourage residents with children to shop at the market. Educational materials and demonstrations to provide information on the selection, preparation and preservation of fresh fruits and vegetables from the market. Training new fresh fruit and vegetable vendors to increase their number at the market and development of a public survey to determine why residents are not shopping at the market and what measures can be taken to encourage more residents to do so.

Pathways to a Healthy Kansas is a community grant initiative launched by BCBSKS in 2016. It partners with community coalitions like Heal Reno County to improve active living, healthy eating, and commercial tobacco prevention across the state.