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Hard lessons in farm safety

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Thayne Cozart
Milo Yield

Anyone who’s been involved in food production knows that farming and ranching rank near the top as the most dangerous profession. Nearly every aggie knows someone who has suffered from some type of serious farm accident.

The subject of farm safety brings to mind a time years ago when I wuz charged with teaching farm safety to farm youth. I figgered that the best way to get across the importance of practicing farm safety to rural youth wuz to find someone who could speak authoritatively on the subject.

Eventually, I found an elderly farmer who fit the bill. This poor unfortunately fellow clearly had evidence of what can happen if farm safety is treated nonchalantly. This guy had a peg leg and a hook on one arm because it wuz before the advent of modern prosthetic limbs. He also wuz sightless in one eye and had a patch over it. In short, he seemed a perfect example to teach the value of farm safety. And, he agreed to share his experience.

So, at our first meeting with a group of youngsters we decided the best way to break the ice with the group wuz to have the youngsters ask questions.

The first inquisitive youngster asked the gentleman, “Sir, how did you happen to get a peg leg?”

The gentleman replied, “Well, I wuz trying to hitch my tractor up to a heavy piece of equipment and it wuz on a downhill grade. When I backed the tractor up, I neglected to get the emergency brake set properly and while I wuz trying to get hitched up, the emergency brake broke loose and the tractor rolled down and crushed my leg between the drawbar and the machine. My carelessness caused this peg leg.”

Then a second youngster popped this question: “Sir, what happened your arm? Why do you have a hook?”

The gentleman replied, “Once again, I failed to take the proper safety precaution. I wuz harvesting wheat and the combine got plugged. I tried to unplug it without shutting off the engine. While I wuz tugging on one of the belts trying to get it to move, suddenly the combine unplugged itself, but I couldn’t get my hand out of the way in time and the belt pulled my hand into the pulley and my hand got pinched off at the wrist. That’s the sad story about my hook for a hand.”

Then a third youth inquired: “Sir, why do you have a black patch over your eye? How did that happen?”

The gentleman took a deep breath and answered: “Well, young’un, that’s the saddest farm accident of all three. I had a pitchfork and wuz mucking some moldy hay out of an old barn hay mow. It wuz hot in the barn and I took my hat off momentarily to wipe the sweat from my brow. At that very instant, a pigeon decided to fly out of the barn and, when I glanced up, it pooped squarely in my right eye.”

The youngster came back with, “But, sir, some pigeon poop in your eye wouldn’t cause you to lose your eyesight.”

The gentleman replied tartly, “It did because I instinctively tried to wipe it out of my eye and it wuz my first day with my hook!

I hope this story prompts better farm safety practices on your farm or ranch.

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I never think twice about telling funny stories that happen to my friends. Therefore, I shouldn’t exempt myself when something funny happens to me. And, last week at one of our Old Geezer Gathering something happened to me that gave everyone a good laugh.

Here’s what happened: I wuz leaving our morning gathering and already had my pickup keys in my hand when I opened the door to go outside. At that very moment, my cell phone rang. Naturally, at my age I fumbled around trying to extract my cell phone from my overalls bib pocket.

When I finally got the phone answered, it wuz the same miserable, unintelligible foreigner trying for the millionth time to sell me supplemental Medicare insurance. After I summarily and curtly dismissed that bothersome idiot, I went to my pickup truck and couldn’t find my keys.

I looked in every pocket of my overalls and jacket. No keys. So, I decided to backtrack to the front door and see if I dropped them there when I fumbled to answer my phone. No keys.

So, I went back to the tables where my geezers friends were still gathered and explained my dilemma. About the time I finished with my lost keys tale, one of the geezers pointed to the floor and asked with a smirk, “Reckon maybe they could be those keys that just fell on the floor out of your pants leg.” That’s when all the geezers got a good laugh.

Sure enuf. I looked down and there were my keys. What happened is that in fumbling with my cell phone, I dropped the keys down the front of my overalls. I had to walk quite awhile for the keys to work their way out of my pants leg. I never did feel them.

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One “geezer topic” this morning wuz the changes in dentistry that we’d experienced down through the years. One fellow recalled from his younger days when he went to a dentist for some routine work, the dentist had on a white apron with fresh blood stains all over it. “He looked more like a meat cutter than a dentist,” he recalled. “It wuz kinda scary.”

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My words of wisdom for the week are: “If I woke up and nuthin’ hurt, I’d think I wuz dead.”

And, “whoever made the executive decision to put the ‘s’ in fastfood wuz a marketing genius.”

Have a good ‘un.

“Nebraska Rescue Horses Sold At Auction” “Skijoring Becomes Popular Sport For Skiers Pulled By Horses”

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Nebraska Horse Rescue Horses Sold At Auction

Epona Horse Rescue, missing most of the animals that called it home, was the quietest it’s been in more than half a year after an emotional procession.

Volunteers loaded thirty-seven of the horses seized by Gage County, Nebraska, officials in August onto trailers to haul to auction.

More than a hundred people packed into the Palmyra Livestock Market stamping their feet, clapping their hands, and waging bidding wars.

Epona founder Lin Guyton was hoping to bring home all of the horses, but $62,000 later, she came out with 13 and few more that others bought possibly on the way.

“We will get the rest adopted out into homes,” Guyton said. “Each and every single one of them deserves an individual home.”

Guyton said the auction was disappointing and frustrating.

A few weeks ago, Epona volunteer Tanya Martin-Dick discussed her love for one of the horses, Phoenix, who came to the non-profit near death.

“I just begged him to hang on,” Martin-Dick said. “And I said, I’ll come feed you. I’ll come love you. Please don’t die.”

She won her bid for him.

“He’s gonna have a beautiful life with me,” Martin-Dick said.

The sale brought in $184,097.25, most of which will go back to the court. And after all outstanding fees are paid, the rest will go to Jennafer Glaesemann, who Gage County officials seized the horses from.

It’s a case that zigged and zagged across a long seven months, and some are just glad it’s come to some closure.

“I hope they have homes that will take care of them, realizing where they came for them,” Gage County Sheriff Millard Gustafson said. “And making a better life for them.”

Gustafson said he isn’t sure yet how much of the money will end up going back to Glaesemann.

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Skijoring Becomes Popular Sport For Skiers Pulled By Horses

Skijoring dates back hundreds of years but is relatively new in the states.

Combining skiing and rodeo events create a popular new pastime, according to residents of Leadville, Colorado.

Skijoring typically involves a competitor on skies trailing a horse, although dogs and even cars can be used in variations of the sport.

References date the beginning of skijoring to as far back as 13th century China. The Laplanders of Scandinavia adapted it as a way to travel in the snow and ice.

In 1901, the first skijoring competition took place in the Nordic Games. It’s first and last Olympic Winter Games appearance came 27 years later.

While much of the United States doesn’t meet the threshold of winter weather necessary to host such events, but Leadville, Colorado, has embraced it with open arms.

In the old mining town, residents head out to local streets that have been shut down to host some of the only skijoring events in the country.

A team made up of a horse, a rider, and a skier participates in circuit, relay, sprint, or freestyle jumping events along a course up to 1,000 feet long.

“You’re going about 40 miles an hour, the wind is just absolutely hitting your face, your face goes number,” said competitor Savannah McCarthy. “And then you get to the finish line, you hope your skier’s still there, and you do your best to stop your horse if you can.”

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Rural-Oriented Youth Group Opportunities

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“Young people are busier than they’ve ever been since the beginning of time.”

There’s always something going on with school, athletics, work, church, parties, and the list continues.

That’s all positive, enjoying life and learning about so many useful opportunities now and for years ahead.

Expressing a serious personal prejudice, a number of adolescents are missing what two major longtime rural-oriented youth groups offer.

Membership has declined in 4-H (head, heart, hands, heath) and FFA (Future Farmers of America) through schools’ vocational agriculture curriculums.

Despite the vast experiences youth are already privileged with, these two groups present more unique involvements for increased life skills.

While both youth groups were initially rural-oriented, that is far from all that they now have available. Membership in the organizations exceed the multiplicities of agriculture, homecare, family living, production, and trade skills.

However, each of those enjoyable educational connections can be and are included in the vast privileges of both associations.

Seemingly most people, youth, and adults, have a dislike for public speaking, managing finances, and writing down thoughts.

It’s an automatic turnoff for the two rural-oriented youth groups being discussed because those are their three most basic emphasis.

Young people learn to speak their thoughts and opinions in a public setting. Many adults are unable to express viewpoints due to lack of learning the basic skills.

Sad but true, many in the world don’t understand bookkeeping partially because they’re unable to add, subtract, multiply, or divide. With poor records, their income is often high, but they never have any money. They can’t keep track of what’s coming in and where it’s all going, often on the most wasteful purchases.

With computers and cellphones, there are many who cannot write a complete sentence let alone an important document. Even worse, certain people cannot sign their own name. They make an “X” when authorizing business dealings, customary practice early last century still present today.

There have been in-depth discussions about why participation in rural-oriented youth groups continues downward.

Not only are the basic life skills included in the organizations’ opportunities, but there are nearly endless other developable options.

Added to this, major financial assistance and participation in worldwide enjoyable educational activities can be earned.

Reminded of Romans 8:1: “Everything we think, say, and do as a group stands on firm foundation.”

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VIII–13–3-25-2024

Here are the 10 Most Haunted Places in Kansas

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Kansas, with its vast prairies and rich history, is home to several locations rumored to be haunted by restless spirits. Here are ten of the most haunted places in the state:

The Sallie House – Located in Atchison, this historic home is said to be haunted by the ghost of a young girl named Sallie, who reportedly died tragically in the house. Visitors have reported hearing disembodied voices and seeing objects move on their own.
The Stull Cemetery – Situated in Stull, this small cemetery is rumored to be haunted by the spirits of witches who were allegedly buried there. Legend has it that the cemetery is a gateway to hell, and strange occurrences are said to happen there.
The Eldridge Hotel – Found in Lawrence, this historic hotel is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of Colonel Eldridge, a former owner who reportedly still lingers in the building. Guests have reported hearing ghostly footsteps and seeing apparitions in their rooms.
The Brown Mansion – Located in Coffeyville, this historic mansion is said to be haunted by the ghost of a former owner named Virginia. Visitors have reported seeing her ghostly apparition roaming the halls and hearing disembodied voices throughout the house.
The John Wornall House – Situated in Kansas City, this historic home is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a Confederate soldier who died during the Civil War. Visitors have reported seeing his ghostly apparition in the house and hearing his footsteps on the stairs.
The Kansas State Capitol – Found in Topeka, this historic building is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a former governor who died in office. Visitors have reported seeing his ghostly apparition wandering the halls late at night.
The Marfield House – Located in Leavenworth, this historic home is said to be haunted by the ghost of a former owner named Mary. Visitors have reported hearing her ghostly footsteps and seeing her apparition in the windows.
The Old Abilene Town – Situated in Abilene, this historic town is rumored to be haunted by the spirits of former residents and outlaws. Visitors have reported hearing ghostly voices and seeing apparitions in the streets.
The Hollenberg Pony Express Station – Found in Hanover, this historic station is said to be haunted by the ghost of a former station master. Visitors have reported hearing his ghostly footsteps and seeing his apparition in the windows.
The Moon Lake – Located near Topeka, this secluded lake is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a young girl who drowned there. Legend has it that her ghostly apparition can be seen wandering the shores at night.

56th annual Kansas Mennonite Relief Sale

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Friday evening, April 12 through mid-afternoon Saturday, April 13, 2024, Kansas State Fairgrounds, Hutchinson.

Kansas Mennonite Relief Sale sponsored by Kansas Mennonite, Brethren in Christ and Amish congregations. Contact: Becky Blough, KMRS publicity 620-747-0558 (cell) or [email protected]

Friday, April 14

4 p.m.  Booths & Activities open (until 8:30 PM)
4 p.m.  
Feeding the Multitude  (serving until 8:00 PM)
5 p.m.  
Silent Auction Bidding Opens

6 p.m.  General Auction opens

 Saturday, April 15

7 a.m.  Breakfast served in Cottonwood Court (until 9:00 AM)

8 a.m.  5K Run for Relief @ Rice Park

8 a.m.  Booths & Activities open
8 a.m.      
Silent Auction  (bidding open until 1:00 PM)

8:45 a.m. General Auction (goes until midafternoon)

8:45 a.m. Quilt Auction (goes until midafternoon) 

10 a.m.    Children’s Auction 

11 a.m.    Feeding the Multitude  (goes until 1:00 p.m.)

2:30 p.m.      Surplus Auction (time is approximate)

The Kansas State Fairground, Hutchinson, come alive with an array of sights, sounds and scents annually for the Kansas Mennonite Relief Sale each April.

What is the KMRS? KMRS is an event featuring five diverse auctions, children activities, local crafts, traditional Mennonite foods and numerous homemade goods. Kansas Mennonite, Brethren in Christ and Amish congregations join together—utilizing an all-volunteer staff–to organize, donate items and funds to make the sale possible.

This year marks the 56th KMRS scheduled Friday, April 12 starting at 4 p.m. and Saturday, April 13 through midday—a fundraiser for Mennonite Central Committee, a world-relief organization. In 2023, KMRS donated $610,000 to MCC—donation total is a combination of sale proceeds and other donations to KMRS according to Becky Blough, KMRS volunteer.

The five auctions are the Quilt Auction, featuring over 200 plus hand-crafted quilts and quilt related items (see quilt gallery at www.kansas.mccsale.org); the General Auction features a wide spectrum of items such as Modern Farm Equipment, antique tractors, vehicles, tools, antiques and handcrafted furniture and childrens’ toys and décor items; Silent Auction; a kid’s auction on Saturday at 10 a.m.; and a Surplus Auction.

Also being sold are fair trade coffee/chocolates, Kansas craft items, Christmas décor, 1,000 garden plants, souvenirs, baked foods, cheeses, hams, and sausage. The children’s activity building includes 9-hole mini golf, barrel train and various inflatables donated by Inflate-O-Fun, Inc., for all ages—all located inside the Pride of Kansas Building. Traditional Mennonite and American foods also served throughout the fairgrounds.

A 5K Run for Relief is scheduled Saturday morning at 8 a.m. at Rice Park (off the fairgrounds.) Entry forms are available at www.kansas.mccsale.org.

KMRS begins at 4 p.m. Friday with food service in all buildings including Feeding the Multitude, featuring Russian-German and Swiss Mennonite foods in the Cottonwood Court. Auction items open for viewing at 4 p.m. along with the sale of priced items. The Silent Auction opens bidding at 5 p.m. in Sunflower South. The sale continues on Saturday with breakfast service starting at 7 a.m., sale of priced items at 8 a.m. and the Silent Auction reopens bidding at 8 a.m. while the General and Quilt auctions start at 8:45 a.m.. The weekend concludes with the Surplus Auction in Sunflower South starting about 2:30 p.m..

Admission and parking are free. For more information visit the sale website at www.kansas.mccsale.org or like KMRS on Facebook at Kansas Mennonite Relief Sale; or contact Jim Robb, KMRS Chair, at 620-345-7142, [email protected]..

Over-night camping is available, for information and fees contact the fair office at 620-669-3600.

The Mennonites who lived in South Russia—current day Ukraine–in 1920 were in a desperate situation. They were on the verge of starving to death. They made a plea to the Mennonites in Canada and the United States for help.

This plea formed the world-relief organization known as Mennonite Central Committee. For over 100 years, MCC has expanded into 40 plus countries providing relief, development and peace projects including today’s Ukraine. A network of fundraisers called Relief Sales throughout North America seek to raise funds to support the work of MCC, said Becky Blough, KMRS volunteer.